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Jordan-Hare (Auburn)

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Jordan-Hare Stadium, is perhaps, one of the most beautiful and mesmerizing stadiums in all of college football and is mainly known for its surrounding area: cow pastures, trailer parks, downtown (consisting of four bars which features THE BEST C-list country bands), chicken houses, rodeo grounds, mud riding pits, and the world's best catfish ponds. The stadium is located in Opelika, Alabama (not Georgia), which can be found in the magical county of Lee. Jordan-Hare is the official stadium of the more relevant college of Alabama, which is Alabama Polytechnic Institute (aka Alabama Tech) or colloquially known as Aubarn/Opelika University. The official mascot(s) of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute football team is Cowgirls/Plainsmen/Tigers/War Eagles/AUtards/Barnies, and their official battle cry is, "Ride 'em cowboys!" DIRECTIONS TO AUBARN: Drive South until you smell it, then go east until you step in it.

 


CaptainDawg02

Jordan-Hare...pronounced very funny for all you who aren't familiar with Auburn's weird traditions. Things are just pronounced funny in the South period...so its something you have to get used to if you are traveling in. This stadium gets 2 stars for lack of originality. It resembles too many things that others invented (hedges and Glory, Glory), not too mention their multiple mascot obsession. Yes, every Auburn fan will think you are an idiot for thinking that they have more than one mascot, but no Auburn fans...you guys are the idiots. You have a golden eagle that you have named (don't remember and don't really care) and use him in your opening games...as well as Aubie your stuffed animal tiger mascot. You scream war eagle...when your mascot is the tigers...and you don't think people outside of Auburn think that's weird? *Sigh*...get off your high horses...no one gets it, nor cares. Ok...as a school...lets address the 88% acceptance rate that Auburn boasts. I mean come on! Make this somewhat of a competitive school to get into...that's just embarassing! 88% acceptance rate = do you have a pulse? Congratulations on a world class education in the middle of nowhere, ie. the plains. As a visitor, you can have fun at one of the three bars in the city, and if you are fortunate to witness an Auburn win...you will get to see all the kids throw toilet paper on trees. Yes...it makes no sense...but the kids down there love it! Its good to see somewhat of a tradition that is original...too bad the environmental agencies frown on it and all the trees cry. Just like in all stadiums and colleges, you do have rude and obnoxious fans. More so when they are on the losing end. School colors are at least a tolerant orange, so people aren't dressed ugly (ie. University of Tennessee, Clemson, Florida). They travel well to the important games as a fan base, so that's the biggest reason keeping this a 2 star rating over a 1 star rating.
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• Review posted on 08/22/2005
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