Social Security 5

Thanks, America, for my monthly check! As I noted elsewhere, I use it to pay my country club dues and buy cases of single malt scotch with the excess. I hope the gravy train continues as long as I am alive, but I fear that the poor schmoos who are paying the bill will get nothing. The politicians have totally messed up this program. They used it to buy votes and my dear readers, they used your money to buy the votes of my fellow geezers!