The one thing I took away from my 3 month stripper relationship would be these following rules: 1. Never ask for a strippers number until all the lights are on in the club, from experience, the girl i had persued and got the number from, well, once the lights came on, it was a catastrophe. : 2. Dark lights and black lights can make any girl look hot, just wait till the end of night when you can get a good shot of her with lighting. 3. Never piss off a stripper because a strippers wrath is a horrible thing. 4. Never tell a stripper your real name, age, or location. 5. Always use spermicidal condoms, under all circumstances neccesarry. 6. Never piss off a stripper because they are so unstable that you might wake up one day with 37 missed calls from her after she had swigged a gallon of mean green mad dog, trust me, not a good experience. 7. Never ever ever under any circumstance meet their family, because if you do, you are automatically designated her knight and shining armor. 8. Watch for active beer belly to grow and grow as time goes by, because i know strippers, and strippers love their booze 9. If you are dating a stripper, go ahead and prepare for the wildest ride of your life because all it takes is one little fight, and next thing you know you got some drunk stripper is calling you ready to bring all her stripper friends to come wherever you are and beat the shit out of you. thank you goodnight