I was dragged to a Christmas party I didn't want to go to. I only went on the condition that I could "dress like a slob." I walked into the bar and saw my future sweetie sitting at the bar not looking at all impressed. I walked up to her and said, "You should be happier." She looked puzzled and asked why and I said, "Because your the best looking woman here." Despite the cheese factor of that line, we've been together for three years now.
