Mountaineer Field (West Virginia) 1

If you're a recruit and wish your talents to die, go here. It's only a matter of time before the Big Deceased loses its BCS bid and competes with MAC and Sun Belt conferences for its bowl games. This is already happening, but I'm talking about Big East #1 vs. Sun Belt #1. Also, if you visit this stadium, you'll need to bring a backpack full of equipment: 1) Ear plugs (to escape from all the classy 4-letter words directed at you, even when you're trying to use the toilet in peace) 2) Nose plugs (unless you're into breathing smelly mountainmen odor) 3) Water purifiers (in case you get a cup pulled from the trash) 4) Toilet paper (their restrooms don't have any of this) 5) Box of Skoal (when charged by Mountaineer fans, throw this to your flank to buy some time in your escape) 6) A Holy Bible (for spiritual protection; "The power of Christ compels you!")