Can we stop obsessing over Colby Donaldson. I am soooooo over him!!!!! Varner Is The Sexiest Man Alive and Survivor's Sexiest Man!!!!! He would have won if Skupin had not gotten hurt!!!!! All you Varner haters can kiss my Varner-lovin' ass!!!!! Jeff, if you read this, I'm totally in love with you, and the things I would love to do with you!!!!! Jeff, I'm available for marriage!!!!! Survivor Rules!!!!!