Pineapple 5

The god of all fruits. There is not one raw, untempered food in the world that tastes better than fresh pineapple. I pity those who consume the hyper-sweetened canned variety...Do yourselves a favor and go buy a pineapple, cut off the crown, spit it lengthwise four ways, and cut out the crown, then chop it up. It is the best taste in the world, and the fact that it's good for you doesn't hurt matters. Also, it doesn't go bad quickly (and, honestly, you can barely tell when it does).