I just saw a bio on her (and her slightly less challenged sister Nicky) on cable the other day. Various people were going on and on about how she is definitely not as stupid as she appears - in the same way the Elvis sycophants and post mortem fan club rally around Lisa Marie Presley insisting that she actually has a marketable talent. I had to laugh because at one point Paris was pointing to a drawing of a crown and she called it a "king hat". How she has avoided winning a Pulitzer merely for existing I will never understand!
