Martha Stewart on all household matters, but Jessica Simpson on all other matters. What's holding up those Stepford microchip designers anyway?
(Guys, we just need to get Hollywood to model the microchips, then all kinds of women would be asking for those implants!)
Alas, the technology is not there. But since it's not too hard for me to order take-out for us both, I guess I'll be happy with dinners for the time being.
