hmmm...what is it about rita cosby's voice that makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears? my experience with her show would be akin to trying to navigate a mine field. as much i try to avoid her at all costs, there are times when i'll accidentally "step" on this piece of garbage show. and as i rush to switch the channel, i am entertained for a brief second by the thought that this woman might have a human husband somewhere in this world who must mate with her on a regular basis and what she must sound like as she is in the throes of passion. like envisioning the apocalypse, no man can truly glimpse a sound so horrifying, but i'll venture to guess that it might sound a bit like cows being sent to the slaughter, interlaced with the sound of a man choking on his own vomit, sprinkled with the the mating calls of silver back gorillas.
