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Metallica

reviewed by ILikePie

Formed in 1981, Metallica includes lead singer James Hetfield, drummer Lars Ulrich, bassist Jason Newsted and lead guitarist Kirk Hammett. The influential heavy metal band’s most popular songs include "Enter Sandman" and "One."

ILikePie
07/16/2008

Metallica 2

Now that Master of Puppets is a mere corpse whose pulse has given off its last flicker, their only efforts which are of any worth left are Ride the Lightning and the Black album. Sadly, the vast majority of the Black album is a sludgy mess littered with twenty too many Em chords, and Ride the Lightning's songs are growing old fast. On top of that, this is quite easily cancelled out by the joke that is St Anger and the pathetic catastrophe that is Garage Inc (James Hetfield trying to repeat Lemmy's vocals on 'Damage Case'? Please...), and also the fact that I just plain don't like that jerk Lars Ulrich. Kings of metal? They have been reduced to mere jesters...

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DrEntropy commented 497 days ago.
Good review. They should have called it quits 15 years ago...
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