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White Castle

reviewed by oscargamblesfro

White Castle is a national restaurant chain with a menu centered around hamburgers. White Castle was established in 1921 in Wichita, Kansas.

oscargamblesfr o
09/19/2006

White Castle 1

I went here for 'dinner' tonight, if you want to call it that, and right now my skin color is roughly equivalent to an iguana that's been vomited upon and then had olive green paint spilled on it. Absolutely loathsome stuff, I wouldn't feed it to the worst people in history. They don't, to the best of my knowledge have it in New England thank God, but this turdlike monstrosity of a meal, is everywhere- and their death factories are positively rampant in the Midwest.

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magellan commented 1171 days ago.
OGF, you clearly hadn't had enough to drink yet. Nobody should enter into white castle sober - if you follow this simple guideline, you'll be OK.

kamylienne commented 1171 days ago.
(I'm trying to mark your review as "helpful", but for some reason it's not working). I'm sorry to hear that you're sick, but if it makes you feel any better, your colorful review has effectively made me not want to try eating here. Hope you feel better, though!
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