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John Cena

reviewed by Cenasucks

Cenasucks
10/08/2006

John Cena 1

John Cena is perhaps the biggest joke in all of wrestling. He can't wrestle worth a crap, has a stupid Super Wigga Man gimmick, and his mic skills consist of: Gay, Poop, Fart, and Genital Wart jokes. Where is the humor in that? They try to make him the next Austin or Rock, but he has neither the ability or character to pull it off and he ends up falling on his ass. The Chain Gang consists of (1) ass-ugly females and (2) kids under 13 in addition to (3) ignorant people who don't believe it's scripted and think everything in wrestling is real. Here is what a typical John Cena match consists of: Punches for a few minutes Heel takes over and does everything but drop a 10 ton safe on his head for the next 10 minutes or so. Cena magically makes a come back with: (1) shoulder block (2) throw back (3) proto bomb (4) 5 Knuckle Shuffle (6) FU/STFU combo. That's basically it. He gets the crap knocked out of him every week and he comes back to win a match no matter what type of match it is with those moves in order. It's just a huge joke. He's getting crammed down our throats as if he were Hogan or something. Only difference is while Hogan was widly loved by fans everywhere Cena is hated and doesn't deserve it. Cena is a joke and everyone knows it. It's just a matter of time before the entire fanbase sees what older fans see and join in the BOOING he gets every week. He's a total tool and his fans are mindless sheep.

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krazjake commented 832 days ago.
yo shut up n stop whinin u r now startin 2 sound like a mindless sheep whateva u say, hulk hogan does da same thing b**ch, hulk hogan iz a guy dat does dat hulk up which lookz like hez constipated n tryin 2 sh*t n acts like he is the incredible hulk, u problably on crack u don't know what ya sayin, grow up.
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