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Judaism

reviewed by Flick01

From Wikipedia: "Judaism (from the Greek Ioudaïsmos, derived from the Hebrew יהודה, Yehudah, "Judah";[1] in Hebrew: יַהֲדוּת, Yahedut, the distinctive characteristics of the Judean ...
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Flick01
08/28/2007

Judaism 5

Generally speaking, I really admire Jewish people. First, because of their history with God in the old testament they are people who have a deep spiritual nature. On the other hand, because some group or another has been trying to exterminate them for as long as they can remember, they have a great desire to live and enjoy the fruits of this life. This is best exemplified by answers to a questionaire which was sent to various religious leaders a few years ago. The question was asked "When you are in your casket, and friends, family, and congregates are mourning over you,what would you like to hear them say?" Typical results were as follows: Episcopal Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man. Catholic Priest: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives. Rabbi: "I would like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving."

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SchadenfreudianSlip commented 961 days ago.
HAHAHAHA! GREAT JOKE! On my tombstone it will read: "It could have been worse; I could still have been married to my ex."

Bird808 commented 817 days ago.
LOL!

jaywilton commented 817 days ago.
Yo'Ridge...l'Shanah Tova(happy New Year man)If I had Hebrew teachers as hip as Flick,I wouldn't have dropped out of Hebrew School.
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