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Eagles

reviewed by oscargamblesfro

Formed in 1971, the Eagles includes singer Don Henley, guitarist Glenn Frey and bassist Randy Meisner. The rock band’s most popular songs include "Take It to the Limit," "Hotel California" and "Lyin' Eyes."

oscargamblesfr o
11/07/2006

Eagles 1

( Tongue in cheek, sorta) I have been thinking: what is the best way to garner a truckload of unhelpfuls and see your trusted list wither away in record time? The best way I could come up with is give a negative review to The Eagles, surely a sacred cow to, at a guess, about 80% of reviewers. Inspired in a way by a hilarious scene in "The Big Lebowski," I have decided to throw a 1 at this band. Ok, so they're not as bad as say Loverboy or The New Kids On The Block, and they might have a couple of tolerable tunes but if you want to see white people over 30 go on a rampage like an army of the undead, or head for you with torches and pitchforks like you're Frankenstein, crack any Eagles cd into smithereens with a sledgehammer in the downtown section of your community. And then run for your life...

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Victor83 commented 989 days ago.
I was about to give them 5- till you reminded me that they are WHITE.
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