Paula's Home Cooking
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Howdy, y'all! Gimme a break! This fat old phoney-baloney southern fried belle and her entire contrived routine is consummately irritating. The south didn't win the Civil War and I hate pecan pralines, OKAY! If you ate her recipes even half of the time you would be in a cardiac ward in a month or you would develop severe diabetes. Break out the Lipitor! This woman is simply incapable of creating anything without putting an entire stick of butter in it or setting the whole thing in a fry vat. Please! Hey look, I am not some rampant militant vegetarian or neither am I averse to shoving hi-calorie pizza slices down my capacious gullet on occasion but, please! My god lady, what are trying to do? Kill us all?