John Hagee 5

Ohhhhh you've gotta hand it to John! You'd think he would have been finished after he dumped his wife for a younger bimbo, but ohhhhh no not these days. As long as what you PREACH fits in with the religious right mantra, what you actually DO is irrelevant. Any attacks to you character or motives are "Satan's attacks on an 'annointed' man of God." I so want in on this racket. It's foolproof--as long as you don't go TOO far.

Yes, John has figured out how to get thousands of his stupid sheep to keep sending him money. He lives in a mansion and is the highest compensated head of a non-profit organization in the whole state of Texas. Ever wonder?

All respect to John and no respect to his stupid minions. You're basically working your a**es off to fill his pool. The rest of us just watch you from a distance and laugh our tails off. HALLELUJAH TO THE LAMB OF GOD!

I only lament that pastors like Rick Warren, who live modestly, teach, you know, Christianity instead of partisan right-wing politics, and donate just about all their wealth to the poor and needy are putting the John Hagees of the world out of business. Sigh. Maybe someday soon I'll be able to pick up the Prophetess Juanita Bynum on a Hollywood Blvd. corner dirt cheap.