The first movie produced will be called "Crawford Ranch Nightmare". It will be directed, produced and will star G.W.Bush as a sick, depraved madman that has an American flag wrapped around his face that has eyeholes cut out. He captures unsuspecting victims at night and takes them to his secret hideaway ranch in Crawford, Texas to meet the "family". After being verbally humiliated while tied to chairs and forced to watch homemade videos on a large screen TV of previous victims having various unsundry acts performed on them, G.W. then starts smacking the victims around with an assortment of farm tools while the rest of the family laughs maniacally. Then G.W. walks in the room wearing a Ted Kennedy mask and announces to victims one by one that he is going to "Choke you out and f*** your dead butt!" while rolling up a lampcord in his hands. Bodies are sodomized, dismembered and ground up as hog feed later on in extreme graphic blood curdling detail. Sick, sick, sick!