Basic Mixology
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Somewhat helpful, but methinks / You don't need it for decent drinks. / Mixology may seem tres genteel / But it all tastes good when you've got tequil. / No sweet ingredients can turn to swill / Though martinis need more skill. / Drinking with your minions / And spouting off your 'pinions / Should always together stay / Whether at your bar, or on RIA! Cheers!