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Krispy Kreme Donuts

reviewed by PSF11

Krispy Kreme is a national restaurant chain with a menu centered around donuts and coffee. Established in 1933, Krispy Kreme operates in approximately 160 locations in the United States.

PSF11
03/09/2007

Krispy Kreme Donuts 1

Krispy Kremes are nauseating and it's a disgrace that the FDA allows them to be called "donuts". They're round-- that's about where the comparison ends. They have the texture of a grease saturated sea-sponge and the taste complexity of a mouthful of corn syrup. Actually, it's worse than corn syrup-- some of them actually have a medicinal aftertaste. I don't think most of their imaginary flavors would be recognizable in a blind taste test. Compared to them, Dunkin' Donuts are akin to fine French pastries and homemade cakes. The sight of KK turns my stomach and makes my teeth hurt.

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stick commented 907 days ago.
They leave a layer of greese on the roof of my mough. Enjoyed your blurb -- it made me laugh out loud.
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