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Immigration

reviewed by Flick01

Flick01
03/18/2007

Immigration 5

I believe our immigration policy should be changed to the following. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools,  no special ballots for elections,  all government business will be conducted in our language. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.  Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.  Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers.  That means no welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.  Foreigners can invest in this country,  but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.  If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be allowed,  BUT options will be restricted.  You are not allowed waterfront property,  that is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.  Foreigners may not protest;  no demonstrations,  no waving a foreign flag,  no political organizing,  no bad-mouthing our president or his policies,  if you do you will be sent home.  If you do come to this country illegally,  you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.

Harsh, you say?.................

The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of  MEXICO!

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numbah16tdhaha commented 985 days ago.
he shoots, he scores!

FranksWildYears commented 981 days ago.
Then why not live in Mexico?

Flick01 commented 978 days ago.
Why not live in Mexico? Well, if I did that I would have to learn to speak their language as their are no bilingual programs like we have here. I would never be able to vote or hold office if I desired. I would not be elegible for goof stamps, welfare, health care, or any government assisted programs. I could not afford to own any property and if I was to suddenly come into money I would not be able to buy any piece of property I wanted if it was waterfront land. I would not be able to protest, wave the American flag, or critisize their president or his policies. In short, I would have to obey their laws.

Flick01 commented 978 days ago.
Ha! What a typo! I meant food stamps not goof stamps!!! LOL...... Maybe there's a subliminal message in that!
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