The Party of "conservatives" - that's what we call the people who have been consistantly and constantly and defiantly WRONG about EVERYTHING. Aside from believing that a rich Andover Prep School Male Cheerleader and a son of a former-President is a good ol' boy dirt-farmer oil-man cowboy and a brave war hero - and that Senator John Kerry was a draft-dodger, a liar and a traitor, they ALSO believe that women have abortions as a recreational activity, that dinosaur fossils were fakes carved out of rock, they still claim that biblical creation is the best literal explanation as to how the world came into existence, they argued AGAINST the round earth "theory".  They said that Tide soap was made by the devil at Proctor and Gamble, they claim that prayer is better and more efective than than medicine. They opposed child labor laws, women's sufferage, civil rights, ending Apartheid, freeing Nelson Mandela, they fought against fair voting laws, they wanted military troops to shoot and kill those who demanded the freedom of speech, they hate the idea of public schools, real science classes, seat belts, worker safety regulations, corporate oversight and accounting fudiciary regulations, they hate pollution laws, air bags, clean air and water laws and enforcement, they want the entire Federal government privatized and they deny the existence of the historical and legal concept known as the separation of church and state. They favored continued slavery, carried-out lynchings complete with hymn-singing and flag waving, they fought for continued segregation and they praised the church bombings in Bombingham, Alabama, they supported the KKK and the Nazi Party and the only reason that they PRETEND to like Rev. Martin Luther King NOW - is because he was THE ONLY BLACK CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST on that balcony that their boy James Earl Ray could hit with the rifle shot. In other words, Rev. Martin Luther King is just DEAD ENOUGH so that they can LIE about what he really stood for!

They constantly revise EVEN RECENT HISTORY on the fly, to make Adolph Hitler into a liberal atheist Jewish pro-abortion anti-gun homosexual, (morphing him into everything that he HATED and everyone that he SLAUGHTERED when he was alive) and they can EASILY convince their own illiterate wingnuts that Thomas Jeferson was REALLY one of their fellow PRO-THEOCRACY lunatics - even though he cut-up his own bible, taking out all the nutty "jesus-is-magic" stuff with a scalpel and razor, then passed it out to members of congress!

What the Republican Party REALLY WANTS is a dysfunctional, fiscally broke, physically broken, horribly corrupt federal government (just like Gee Dubya Bush, Cheney and Halliburton have made it) and they want the abortion clinic bomber, Eric Robert Rudolph, released from Federal Prison and put on the bench as a federal judge. The FReeperz sent rat poison-tainted cookies to members of the US Supreme Court after Ann Coulter and Michelle Malking called for them to do so - the anthrax mail envelopes went to Rush Limbaugh's personal hit-list and the Oklahoma City Bombing was hailed as a great thing by the gun-show and hand-grenade wing of the GOP. They still believe that Iraq is a ROARING SUCCESS and that George Dubya Bush is GREAT AMERICAN PRESIDENT!

Yes, they are UTTERLY and COMPLETELY delusional and SkEeRy-eYed, SALivATinG, BarKiNG Mo0nBaT INsaNe, and our BIGGEST threat from them is their continued political existence thru infiltration: We have to keep their right-wing religious rats from quietly swimming onto OUR Democratic Party BOAT as the Republican's "good shipwreck lolipop" slowly sinks beneathe the waves due to their clever navigation.

Everybody grab an oar, we're gonna play whack-a-nut!