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Located in the southwestern United States, Texas covers approximately 268,601 sq. miles. Texas's nickname is the "Lone Star State," and its capital is Austin.

 


rok100

I once witnesses a man get several of his front teeth knocked-out in a Texas truck stop just for saying that the words "flammable" and "inflammable" meant the same thing - that they weren't opposites. I overheard the policeman who responded to emergency call tell the ambulance driver "Well, that's whut he gits fer spreadin' lies lack dat."

In Texas, the right-wingers aren't happy just being defiantly, ignorantly and aggressively wrong, they want to beat-up anyone who seems like they might be right.

Of course, this fact has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the severely down-graded state of our once-great nation as it is right now. I mean, how could it?

Want to stop a Texas Republican from doing something "ignert"? Hand him a bag of pretzels as he's on the way out the door to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

I'm just SAYIN' that all I'm sayin' is that's all I'm saying ...if ya' know what I'm sayin'. (Know what I'm sayin'?)

  (5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree)



• Review posted on 03/25/2007
• This review has been viewed 127 time(s)

Replies to rok100's review:

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rok100 (6)
03/31/2007		Dang RAT, Genghis! PREACH IT, Brudder! We ferDANGshure ain't gonna put-up with anybody KNOWIN' anythang - not 'round these HERE parts! 8*<
GenghisTheHun (168)
03/30/2007		The key is, in Texas, for loud mouthed know it alls to keep their mouths shut and remained seated. Of course we must take rok100's proof for this story. He got his info from the last UFO just before it left for Pluto.
rok100 (6)
03/26/2007		The Marine Corp Hero, General S. D. Butler had a name for those in the armed forces who were too obedient to ask the tough questions and demand the required degree of legal and moral honesty and responsibility from their chain of command, he called them "dumb, stupid soldiers". Before he made General and Major George S. Patton brutally killed honorably discharged veterans and their families on the streets of Washington DC but he wasn't EVER accused of being THIS MUCH of a goose-stepping milit-bot! Today, in Bush's MaGiCaL rIgHt-wInG JeSU$y AmEriKkKa - Gen. Butler's "stupid soldiers" would be called "good soldiers". Propaganda is now considered the truth, ignorance is wisdom and weakness is strength. If I were to EVER become this pig-headed and blatantly brainwashed, I sincerely and honestly hope that SOMEONE would do an intervention on my ass - by FORCE if that's what it took. De-program my ass or pull MY fuggin' feeding tube if I EVER sink to the intellectual depth required to buy into the kind of anti-intellectual fluff and soft-headed mind-candy that is now being mass-marketed - via FOX News - as Purina Republican Chow.
rok100 (6)
03/25/2007		DICK and BUSH are in Washington DC - yet YOU end-up sounding screwed! How's that work? Is it magic? (Thanks for the suggestion, that DID help!) You da' man, numbah! (or at least what PASSES FOR ONE where you come from!) ='D
numbah16tdhaha (147)
03/25/2007		Get yourself some help, man.
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