Fidel Castro (Cuba)
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Taking the international politics out of the question, Fidel Castro is probably one of the smartest leaders of any Latin American country - just look at how he played President Jimmy Carter like a loose slot machine! Fidel Castro brilliantly played our immigration policies like a chess game and used them perfectly when he dumped his criminals, his drug addicts and his right-wing loonie-to0n Fr0ot L0oPz right on our door steps! Now we've got wingnutz like Ileana Ros-Lehtinen here, they're getting elected , saying NuTtY-WhACk-As$ G0ofy SHiT - and, unlike Tony Montoya, she didn't even bring a suitcase full of Columbian Dancing Flakes to the party in Miami. In the words of Desi Arnaz "I jis' don like her, she's got some 'splainin' to do." She can start her "splainin'" with her open admiration for the murdering right-wing terrorist Luis Posada Carriles. The rumors about his involvement in a certain Dallas, Texas political assassination ALONE seem to indicate the need for a Sodium Pentathol 'question and answers' session.
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