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Alberto Gonzales

reviewed by rok100

Alberto Gonzales is the Attorney General of the United States. Previously, he served briefly on the Texas Supreme Court.

rok100
03/30/2007

Alberto Gonzales 1

Uhh, did I imagine this - or was it real? I THINK that CNN just said that a member of the Bush Justice Department was planning on taking the fifth...  since when does the freakin' JUSTICE DEPARTMENT get to plead the fifth?! I mean; wtF?!  Don't their TARGETS  usually try to plead the fifth?  This is like a catcher in the world series jumping up from behind the batter & running the bases, then promptly calling himself "safe" after he slides into home plate. How do you even score this kinda bush-sh|t?! It doesn't matter because the umpire & his seeing eye dog are too busy watching a hockey game that suddenly broke-out in a boxing ring next door to the stadium. Where is the REALITY CHECKER?!

  Albert Gonzales is a lying sheesh-of-pit.    Typical Peee-rublican.    Kakistocracy Bushiite.  

 Alberto "Sleezy" Gonzales was Dubya's personal lawyer & he once got Uncurious George out of jury duty when he was Governor of Texas - being subjected to jury duty would have legally required George W. Bush to disclose all previous felony arrests, several federal investigations into tax violations & securities & exchange examinations of multiple allegations of illegal stock trades & any previous illegal drug use. (insert "cocaine.MP3" here)

 Had that jury duty swearing-in actually happened, that blatant, overt act of criminal perjury could have prevented George W. Bush from becoming the a$s-hat Dictator-in-Chief of the Former United States of America - and the Republican Party MIGHT  have still been a viable political party TODAY.

We liberal Democrats salute you, Alberto. Now get up there to the Investigative Committee rooms on Capitol Hill & lie like there's no tomorrow, because FOR YOU, there may NOT be.

 

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GenghisTheHun commented 980 days ago.
This guy is past being stupid. Ignore.

GenghisTheHun commented 980 days ago.
I guess I don't want to make personal attacks, so a UFO came down and a gray stated, "Hey, this guy is really stupid!"

rok100 commented 979 days ago.
Yep, you're right Genghis I made it AAAAALL up! Don't click that link, whatever you do! Preserve your plausible deniability! Go back to sleep, lil Genghis. SLEEEEP. ...sleeeeeep.
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