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War on Iraq

reviewed by rok100

rok100
03/27/2007

War on Iraq 1

  This video footage of the new UN Secretary General's visit to Baghdad tells you everything you need to know about Iraq. 1) Loud explosions nearby can make your suit pants smell funny. 2) It's friggin' hillarious when a fully-grown Korean man runs thru the Green Zone frantically screaming "Where my ruggage?! Where my air prane?! I go home now!" and 3) Kyra "Lies with Karl Rove" Phillips and the rest of the western TV newspublicans (Republicans disguised as news people) are now desperately trying to sell the war in Iraq as a roaring success. Studies have shown that you people are very likely to believe them, if they say it often enough and loudly enough. Those exact same studies have also shown that the FOX News viewers ALREADY believe that Baghdad is like a Jesusy cartoon happy-time funner version of Disneyland - but without all the crowds.

 You people never even knew about the anti-terrorism guy burning himself up directly in front of the White House, with hundreds of spectators and paid news reporters standing there watching him - so how in the hell are you going to find-out that Baghdad is degenerating into a nation-sized insane asylum without Nurse Ratchett there to hand-out it's meds?

My Prediction: The next thing you know, we'll have a former member of the Hitler Youth disguised as a religious leader - using CNN as a platform for telling us all that we really need to think about hell a lot more and that we need to use hell and the devil to scare our children into being better people. Of course, all of this crazy shit must be done in the name of the Lord's boundless eternal love for us all, because we are his personal ant-farm full of horribly evil, natural born-sinners. In Jesus W. Bush's Holy name, Amen.

 

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Donovan commented 975 days ago.
Sad comment!

rok100 commented 975 days ago.
Sad situation.

GenghisTheHun commented 975 days ago.
I am afraid that a spokesman from the Hitler Youth would be rather long in the tooth at this time.

EschewObfuscation commented 974 days ago.
Vapid, sweeping generalizations. Zero evidence of conclusions drawn, dopey radical-left insinuations, this reviewer is rapidly approaching un-readable status. Not because his ideas are upsetting, but because they are a parody of left-wing swill. Even the left-wingers on RIA shy away from this guy. This is either Howard Dean or ralphthewonderllama.

rok100 commented 974 days ago.
Let's quit throwing around words and phrases you don't understand, CashewObstructedFlatulation, (like "vapid" and "generalizations") let's look at MY PREDICTION in that post! The line to kiss my liberal genius ass forms directly behind MisconscrewedMachinations and directly in front of GenghisBetweenTheBuns who doesn't know the factual history of the present Pope - even when it bites him in the ass! ='D

rok100 commented 974 days ago.
...man, the easily verifiable facts really give you pee-rublicans a bad case of the red-ass, huh? Umm, you wouldn't want to risk looking even more stupid by pointing out the "dopey radical-left insinuations", would you? I thought not.

rok100 commented 971 days ago.
...I didn't THINK so. Does anyone else see a pattern developing here?

EschewObfuscation commented 967 days ago.
Only the pattern of boring, boiler-plate repetitive left-wing drivel. On and on and on . . .

rok100 commented 962 days ago.
...again, a flaccid, wimpy, weak & completely non-responsive answer. Calling me - AND THE FACTS "boring" is a nice dodge. It's a dodge, but it's it's certinly NOT "dodgeBALL". IS THERE NO DEFENDER OF THE OTHER SIDE HERE? Not ONE PERSON willing to attack FACTS & debate the issues? This is EXACTLY why there won't be another conservative President in our life times. We win. <~ period.
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