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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (J.K. Rowling)

reviewed by rok100

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter #2) Hardcover by Scholastic FUN

rok100
03/27/2007

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (J.K. Rowling) 5

  Let's see here, Harry Potter books increase levels of interest in reading among the younger generation, they make Jerry Fallwell, Pat Robertson, Karl Rove and the rest of the Republican Religious-Right apoplectic and reading Harry Potter books secretly takes-up propaganda and brainwashing time during which the GOP's insane children are normally forced to read various "Holy death and dismemberment for Jesus Christ" books by Tim LaHaye.

 Frankly, I don't see any down-side whatsoever.

Here's my challenge to any far-thinking, bright-minded academic who cares to do the research, compile the data, get LOADS of grant money and make themselves a famous hero and a champion of literacy over all the world: Compile three control groups, one group of children that are being forced to read Tim Lahaye's "Left Behind" series - about the Christian far-rights nightmare apocalypse and doomsday rapture fraud-for-profit religion, a second group that is allowed by their smarter, less-crazed parents to read all the Harry Potter books and anything else they want to read - everything that they can stuff into their school lockers and backpacks, and a final group that, like their parents, reads absolutely nothing.

Let's see which group cranks out the responsible, civic-minded leaders of tomorrow, which group propagates the largest group of serial killers of tomorrow and which group spawns the largest number of aliterate, myopic, right-wing Republican "feeding-tube conservative consumers".

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Victor83 commented 973 days ago.
LMAO....you attention-starved little prick. Love how you have to constantly repost your lies and your hate-filled BS.....what a sad excuse for a human being you are.

rok100 commented 973 days ago.
Victoria-Baby, I missed you! How are things on the RNC's drag-queen drag-racing circuit? Can you still go from Butch-Bushie to Busty-Blonde in under 11 seconds? I heard that you and former your husband, Arthur J. Finkelstein, had a very amicable divorce, so that's good, he wouldn't want to damage his credibility with the Bushpublican Christian Lobby, would he? Aaaanyway, it's nice to see that you and your new boyfriend, Tom DeLay, have turned off the pheromone fountain long enough to climb out from under your Rock of Golgotha, leaving a stinking slime-trail behind you, but you should be careful - you don't want to end-up on MSNBC for trying to pick-up innocent young boys on the internet! (again!) I've wondered this ever since we met: Why AREN'T you in the priesthood, you deceptively clever little ass-weasel, you? ='D Have a nice day!

Victor83 commented 973 days ago.
lol...hey rok...what was that about your IQ? You are a "MENSIE", right?.....LMAO

rok100 commented 973 days ago.
Boy, you really brutalized me with THAT come-back. =')
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