Update:  Who put the "vice" in Vice President?  That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's the Supreme Warlord of the United States, the Mastah of Disastah, The Ayatollah of Steamrollah, it's DIIIIIIIIIIICK CHENEY!

Jabba the Hutt, but less jovial.  The Supreme Emperor of Neoconservatism (read: unfettered corporatist greed) and Boss Tweed of The Sociopathic Plutocracy.  A man with a one-trick-pony definition of what it means to be "successful."  Serious anal-retentive control freak with a mean/cruel streak a neoconservative democracy wide.  The man behind the curtains to the Great and Glorious Dubya.  One-man Constitution-wrecking crew; white version of Idi Amin, especially with respect to corrupt dealings and conflicts of interest, using political office for manipulation and personal gain...other than that, he's a hell of a shot. 

To all who thought he was an honorable man before getting to know him a little better, what do you think of him now?  Let's ask anyone who's been slimed and stomped on by this reject as a human being.  Scooter Libby; ask anyone who dared cross him...Valerie Plame, Joe Wilson...think Mafia Don with a WASP upbringing and you've NAILED Cheney and his existentialistic, the economy-is-more-important-than-the-Constitution cabal of thugs. 

Why is it that guys who so wimpily avoided military service become the ones who sacrifice the youth of generations to the God of Greed.  With evil this insidious and hidden from view, who needs Satan?