Once proud and storied franchise, now reduced to throwing games in hopes of landing either the No. 1 (Oden), or No. 2 (Durant) pick in the 2007 NBA Draft. That is assuming they both decide to play pro ball.
Let's hope this year's draft breaks the curse of Lenny Bias.
Oops, almost forgot. Lakers Suck!
Update:
CELTICS FAVORED TO LOSE IT ALL!
By Will McDonough, Record American, June 21 2007 15:35
BOSTON - NBA Commissioner Paris Hilton today announced that the Boston Celtics will be assigned to the Massachusetts Girls Basketball Catholic Central - Large League for the upcoming 2007-2008 season. When asked about the tougher schedule, coach Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso opined that the girls would be a step above the competition in the NBA East, most notably the New York Knicks, thereby making it easier for the team to lose all 82 games and guranteeing them the fifth pick overall in the next 20 drafts and he welcomed the increase in fan base from 150 season ticket holders and 200 tourists picked randomly off the street currently seen in the Boston TD MVP NSEW STP Banknorth North Garden."We may suck, but at least we ain't the friggin' Bruins" offered Coach Pantusso.
In related news, Vegas oddsmakers installed the Celtics as a 4-1 pick to win the division. Betting was heavy on the field.
