Ah, opening day in Boston! Temperatures in the low to middle -40's, a slight breeze of 250mph blowing out to left field (that whistling you hear is the air passing through Manny's head), $2300.00 upper bleacher seat tickets, Robert Goulet?! (Yikes!), $300.00 cleaning bill from spilled beer, hot dogs left over from the Hoover administration, Remdope, Wally the Green Monster, and a stadium filled with fans who don't follow baseball.
God Damn, I love this city!!!
