Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee 5

Welcome to Semi-Homemade and can i tell you i get all of my recipes from my two year old niece miss stephanie. I was just watching an episode where she was having a pajama party with miss steph and she like fell over and gave her all of these kisses. She adds alcohol to every dish and it never shows her eating it. Plus has anyone ever noticed a random change in the deepness of her voice when she speaks. I was wathcing this episode princess party and she had these poor little girls that clearly did not want to be there. Who the hell wants to match their outfit with their tablescape, windows, and the other appliances in the kitchen. She talks to us like we are stupid " and by the way this looks like iceburg lettuce so if you didnt have nappa cabbage you could use iceburg lettuce, it would be just fine. No one is dumber than you. She thinks she is so clever " and these are fresh strawberries well....... frozen i defrosted them put them in my own bag. Nobody can take her seriously I mean she probably doesnt watch herself becasue she knows she is a joke. She always says she doesnt like the storebought taste yet she buys everything with storebought taste i mean come on. The one time she hollowed out a watermelon and filled it with 2 parts beer, 1 part lemon liqour and 5 parts mango schnapps. Have you ever noticed how she never meausers her alcohol but she makes sure she measures everything else. I bet you if you. One time she put applesauce and zuccini in her cake but then to balance it out beer in her chicken and plenty of booz in her cocktail. I mean she might as well make it Semi-drunk cocktail time with sandra lee and at the end have a 5 minute "cooking section" used very loosely. How smart was this review i mean i just sat here at the computer and took ordinary ideas typed them in the computer and they became a brilliant novel in no time. So remember keep it drunk, keep it disgusting and always keep it alcoholic. I'm Sandra Lee and i have to go to the park and find new girls for my next gay themed show. Bye Bye. A good thing if you want humor watch this show