This is my guy because he's 100% right about the most important American political issue of the first half of the 21st Century. In fact, his illegal immigration stance immunizes him to other failings that otherwise might make me reconsider. After all, Evolution as a theory is overrated, right? What the hell did that crazy Charles Darwin know anyway? I hope he makes it as far as the California primary b/c I'm looking forward to checking off the box next to his name on the ballot.
