Golf clothing, like the sport itself is just dull. Polo T's and khaki pants, and don't forget the brand logos. Dull, Dulll, Dull. I miss the days of the proudly garish plaid pants, teflon microfibre loud shirts, plus fours, wing-tipped spiked shoes, and occasionally a hat that had character. Today's golfer exercises as much imagination in his dress as he does in selecting the silver or biege SUV that he drove to the course in.