Seems someone is rather uninformed...
Fact: HIV in America is spreading fastest through heterosexual couples, contrary to "popular wisdom."
Fact: The condom is more effective then withdrawal by a factor of four in preventing unwanted pregnancy.
Fact: The withdrawal method provides no barrier to STD's of all types.
Conclusion: Stoned boy is hosed...
Update: monogamous relationships are a lot safer, so Maven is off the hook. :)