Just found out I'm "Glucose Intolerant". Get in line. I'm a pretty intolerant guy. My ass has been draggin' for a few months but the doc thought that had something to do with the fact that I'm a lazy shit or hypothyroidism (sub-clinical).
Chances of me getting diabetes are roughly twenty percent, assuming I keep the same regimen I currently employ. Pretty good oods considering my ma has type 2 and my sister is already getting hit hard.
This is fun though. I quit drinking and I'm in worse shape than when I was sweeping the sidewalks with my face (actually, I'm in great shape. I just like bitchin'). Ironically, my liver's in fine condition. They need to clone that organ.
Let this be a lesson to you youngin's out there. Drink till you drop, smoke cartons of butts, eat fatty foods and treat your body like shit. You'll outlast us all...
