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The Homosexual Agenda Needs to Be Stopped

reviewed by fitman

fitman
04/17/2008

The Homosexual Agenda Needs to Be Stopped 1

The Homosexual Agenda Exposed...

6:00 am Gym 8:00 am Breakfast 9:00 am Hair appointment 10:00 am Shopping 12:00 PM Brunch 2:00 PM (Heres the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels 5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership 6) Bulldoze all houses of worship 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest.

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed Time.

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FranksWildYears commented 644 days ago.
Nice try, but only two hours for shopping? C'mon.

fitman commented 644 days ago.
Hey Frank, If you have a problem with the schedule, please take it up with Gay Agender. I'm just reporting the results of my investigation.

GenghisTheHun commented 644 days ago.
Just remember to keep the old gay agenda from going up the old wazoo, and you will prosper!

FranksWildYears commented 644 days ago.
I called them to see if it was correct. They put me on hold and I hung up after listening to 5 minutes of show tunes.

SilverFox commented 644 days ago.
Brilliant review, fitman. Hilarious!

fitman commented 644 days ago.
Thanks Silverfox. I wish I could take credit for it, but it's been flying around the internet for years and I have no idea who authored it.

earthbound commented 605 days ago.
Hey, wasn't there meant to be something in there about desecrating the flag?

FranksWildYears commented 526 days ago.
I don't think it "flag" was the word.
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