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Indiana

reviewed by Rynae

Located in the central region of the United States, Indiana covers approximately 35,936 sq. miles. Nicknamed the "Hoosier State," Indiana joined the Union in 1816. The capital of Indiana is Indianapolis.

Rynae
11/26/2007

Indiana 1

I had the unfortunate experience of growing up here, and the fortunate experience of graduating from college and moving to New York City at the age of 22. Everybody who says anything negative about Indiana is probably right because I cannot think of one good thing about that place. People there have ZERO tolerance for intelligence, creativity, goals, and aspirations. Everybody in Indiana is static, never changing and never wanting to change and progress. Halfway through my high school career there was no one to hang out with anymore because nearly everyone my age dropped out, had six kids by then, were living off of their welfare checks, driving their pick up trucks around, blasting Rascal Flats in unison with everyone else and just as happy as they could be in their blissful ignorance. Oh, everyone also likes to tell you what good christians they are before they turn around and tell you how much they hate 'n*ggers'. I realize that I am generalizing here, but I can actually say that in my 22 years of residence there I did not meet one person that did not fit this exact description, haha. (Yes 'HeavyChevy', that includes you too.) If you are an underachieving redneck with no talents or hobbies other than making babies then Indiana is definitely for you.

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CastleBee commented 143 days ago.
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Hmmm, interesting delusions. I've lived in this state almost my entire life and have never known one person who had six children while in high school - or fit your "generalized" description. Yes, we have biggots, people on welfare, and bores. None of which makes us unique by a long shot. And, as I was growing up I was also encouraged by family, friends, teachers and college faculty in my artistic and creative pursuits. Isn't that weird!?

You know, I don't think you're generalizing as much as you're trying to work out a bad high school experience. You really need to let it go sweetie.

Rynae commented 142 days ago.
Hmm...well obviously 'six' kids was an overexaggeration. who cares? they're still a bunch of dumbass animals, and so are you. have fun in redneck utopia. : )
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