numbah16tdhaha
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Everything would be fine, unless McCain kicks the bucket, and numbah becomes drunk with power. Then we'd probably see the following events occur:
1. Jessica Alba's birthday becomes a national holiday.
2. Bruce Bowen gets shipped to Guantanamo Bay on phony terrorism charges.
3. All military sidearms replaced by lightsabers.
4. Large government grants issued to researchers studying the effects of the illuminati on current society.
