Frank, you're still firmly in first place for me as the funniest reviewer on RIA. Plus I'm adding a new category for wittiest -- since I just invented it, I'll have to think about who the leaders are some more, but you're definitely a top contender and may be the leader, tho' you have some competition with some of my other favorites (but don't tell Irish or CS, because they'll become conceited. Um, more conceited?). Also you're in first place for the greatest number of reviews for which I've given both a helpful and a funny. Not trying to kiss your ass, just trying to see if you want to marry me. Dang, that's the only time I've said that to a man. Are you willing to go through gender change surgery? 'Cuz I'm not and really like being straight. You might be really ugly as a woman though, so that wouldn't do at all. But then, for all I know, you might be a really ugly man too, I just don't know 'cuz you don't have a closeup photo posted. But even if you are, in the words of female friends trying to talk me into a date with one of their girlfriends, you have a really nice personality. Well, can't say that either for sure. But you sure are funny and witty. Let's just leave it as me being one of your fans.

Believe me, I would make one ugly woman.

How about a female ape? Would SF go for a female ape?

Have we met?

I don't know... is your wife there?