Franks Wild Years is the secret president of the group, but he hasn't fooled me. You might think, hey this is just an affable fellow from Canada with a remarkable resemblance to Robert Mitchum, but after trailing him after our weekly Nation of Islam meeting on a tip from my good friend Louie F.,, I discovered that in truth his name is Colonel Buford T. Huckleberry and he holds underground grizzathons with other rustics...
