WARNING : MOCK REVIEW APPROACHING:

" Aw shit what a  cotton' pickin' crew of misfits...Firstity, you done got them pot o' gold a keepin' whiskey swillin' Irishmen, who done deserved all eight hundredy years of banevelont treatment, now tell me is that some way to express gratitude to people who done set you up  in the most choice barren parts of the land and made you speak a language that ain't so cotton pickin jaw crackin'? A couple of 'em done interrupted a Hee Haw sketch by causin a drunken fight on the set, ah swear one of 'em threw a punch at Roy Clark... Then you got them Frenchards who do a lot better with them womens, they have the affrontery ta done GET WITH someone who ain't kin, plus I don't like them faggoty hats they're a wearin'. Then you get them Maff-ee-a Eyetalians all a tryin to kidnap race car drivers and a tryin' to embarass us by  getting all uppity and a cookin better then we do, and them Spanish who try to rub it in by painting too good...Then you get them...them Pawlish people and all sorts of yurotrash from little countries in the middle of Asia somewheres wif names like Jerbotonski and shit, plus a smattering of them Chinese fellers and them Mexicans we won't even get into..It's anough to make a feller cry, the Pope done come to my house and said "Cletus" I've been a spyin' on you and I'm ah gonna take your Guns and Ammo subscription away..."