I've attended a service or two, but I'm not a believer...
UPDATE: Today's verse is from the book of Dale...
Dale did bumpeth the deceiver, Jeff Gordon, spinning him, and did claim the victory as Richard Petty prophesied...
UPDATE: These guys are also VERY familiar with the holy spirits... *hiccup* *belch*
UPDATE: Holdup, maybe I am a believer. I have the required piece of Dale mechandise on my desk...