The old line about "first in war, first in peace, and last in the American League" has just been edited to encompass more sports.
The hockey team has been a perennial joke with a few bright moments of promise snatched away. The first incarnation MLB managed a single title and about 7000 second division finishes, the second incarnation was worse, and the current version is seeking fame as the worst franchise in baseball.
Only the NFL Redskins have had a measure of success, but they can't offset the conspirators in the other sports.
