Ridiculous nonsense than anyone with half a brain should see through...there is no such thing as an average American, but a more or less representative American is probably a middle class housewife in some bland ass, forgettable town in Missouri or Illinois that watches stuff like Dr. Phil or CSI, listens to the Eagles, and has a Sports Utility Vehicle for her 4 soccer playin' kids who look like they should be on a box of Life cereal,... Who the hell wants to be that?
