Brian Bosworth (1987 #2) 4

A juicer and a veritable ' chucklebum' ( even I don't know what that means and I just coined it) who had a bust of a career. Chiefly notable for having one of the most white trash haircuts I've ever seen- an unholy cross between a mullet and a mohawk- more White T than 400 tins of grizz on top of a rusty trailer with flat wheels. After this, some genius in Hollywood decided it might be a good idea to put him in movies so awful even Van Damme puked while watching them.