Once again, I'd like to thank all the folks that made this award possible. I appreciate your support.
Now f*** off, I got work to do.
This item having been up a while, I must express my profound disappointment that my extensive body of work in this category can't get me any higher on this list than seventh..... Maybe if I became a Yankee fan...
Finally, just to give some color color to the list item, I took the liberty of adding an Irishman who was a lot more offensive than I can ever hope to be.