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Winston Red

reviewed by jgls

jgls
05/07/2008

Winston Red 1

my first cigarette was a winston red and i bummed it off of a friend of mine named ray who was the class delinquent. as it turned out i wanted to impress a lovely dark haired girl i had the burning yearning for. i figured that if she saw me sitting on the steps of the school building tugging on a heater she would be overwhelmed by my cool and want to make out with me instantly. as it turns out, when i saw her i took a big drag and started coughing like i had t.b. my eyes were watering so much i could barely see her walking in the other direction, most likely laughing her ass off at my stupidity. after all, winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.

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Ridgewalker commented 565 days ago.
Hilarious jg...
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