I always swore that psychics did not exist, but now I am proven wrong. This band of clairvoyant California jurists was able to look deep into the recesses of those poor mopes who hammered together the Constitution of California in 1850, and say, "You know, by golly, those pioneers really wanted couples who use their lower digestive tract as a sex organ to get married. We just sluethed it out in that august document."
Hilarious. This is the exact opposite of democracy at work. No wonder the court system is held in such low esteem!