If you don't have the experience of being in a sorority, then you are making assessments that aren't valid. To lump a group of people together, reducing them to a stereotype is as bigoted as calling all men "chauvinist pigs". I never "broke out in song" (I was too busy studying), and I did not have a "distant father", nor am I considered the least bit "disturbed". Enjoy your narrow minded life, but maybe try to get to know one of us, that don't fit your prejudices.