I like regular coffee for the most part- Maxwell House and what not...When I'm in a chain coffee house, which is rare nowadays, and they try to sell me some pink foam foolishness or something, I say you bourgeois pigs throw that stuff away and give me some goddamn proletariat coffee.
When I'm in an artsy one full of trendos that want a medal for having green hair and Scissor Sisters cd's I say hand over some ordinary coffee or I'll sick some working/ lower middle class people on you.
I'm a bit twisted but I just want some regular coffee...
